there is this guy and he comes up every week EVERY WEEK and asks for a pen to borrow just for a minute. i've got lots of pastel blue pens i hate so i've gotten into the habit of telling him KEEP IT and he gets so excited and says thank you a million times then comes back when he's done and says CAN I REALLY KEEP IT? and it makes me happy that he's happy and he smiles and he's missing teeth and wears a NY baseball cap. he's probably got about 8 pastel blue pens hiding somewhere and he's sitting across from me now and i know in a few minutes he'll ask for a pen and i only have 1 left.

and the anorexic girl he likes is drinking normal coke today not diet. it must be love.